Miami

Things we love:

Miami installed the first bank ATM especially for rollerbladers.

It’s always sunny

Even the mannequins in shop windows have massive fake like tits

There is always some huge party, or some mega DJ playing

Even the 5 star hotels have wild parties

Miami was a popular place for pirates to visit and bury their treasure. Famous pirates such as Gasparilla, Blackbeard and Lafitte were regular visitors and caches of gold, silver and treasure have been uncovered on and off land in the Miami area

Things we wish we’d known:

That Jimbo’s existed before we found out on our last day as we would have spent every day there

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal, be very careful

In the state of Florida Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner

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Churchill’s

Jazid

Mac’s Club Deuce Bar

Meat Market Miami

Rose Bar at the Delano

Segafredo

Shore Club

The Bar & Courtyard at The Setai

Vesper American Brasserie

	Churchill’s Owned by English Dave, Churchill’s is not in mainstream Miami but you’ll spot it a mile off with its big black sign. It’s worth the journey out of South Beach, even if it’s just to watch the footie (Dave shows Read More
	Jazid From the Puerto Rican in our local store, to our Columbian neighbour, to the hip kids on the beach, they all told us to head here. It’s no Jazz bar in here, take I.D. and arrive late, you’ll be greeted Read More
	Mac’s Club Deuce Bar Named by Playboy as America’s no.1 dive bar, they were spot on. It’s a proper trashy American bar, no gimmicks, this is the real deal. Kick-off is at 8am, so come with no sleep, come for breakfast, or come to Read More
	Meat Market Miami Meat Market is not quite what you’d expect from the name, so if you are looking to hook up with a bunch of college kids or some kind of a sausage fest then this is not for you, sorry. Still Read More
	Rose Bar at the Delano The Delano is one of the most famous fancy hotels in Miami – from the word go it’s busy, beautiful and full of amazing art and stylish furniture to keep your eyes entertained. Head on in past the little sushi Read More
	Segafredo Bang in the middle of Lincoln Road amongst the various chains and generic bars, you’ll see a load of eclectic seating, sofas and armchairs outside a coffee bar. This is where the hip kids hang – DJs from around the Read More
	Shore Club A little more easy going than its swanky neighbours, this Miami Beach hotel is kinda cool. These guys will service you wherever, you just gotta pick your spot, from the day beds ‘n sofas in the tropical “outdoor living room”, Read More
	The Bar & Courtyard at The Setai This place is a little piece of Asia in America. It’s swanky, and all a bit Lost in Translation with its dark woods, pearl bar top and hip sexy lighting. It’s in the heart of Collins Avenue, and the bar Read More
	Vesper American Brasserie Hot new speakeasy-style kid on the block on BarChick’s visit was Vesper, and although the worst kept secret, it’s fun. Walking through a kitchen to get to a bar always has a novelty value, so get over the faux prohibition Read More