There’s nothing worse than planning a buff night out then facing door drama & finding yourself at the local Wetherspoons dribbling Bacardi breezers doing a Galliano. No need people! Follow BarChick’s guide and you’ll be VIP wherever you turn up.
PLAN
A little heads up before you hit the town: plan it out, military style. And then have a backup for when it goes wrong.
If you’re going somewhere that runs a guest list, call ahead, email, send a stripper / flowers, whatever. Just let them know you’re coming so you’re not standing around scratching your plums in the freezing North Easterly.
BULL SH*T
Obviously you’re going to forget the last bit, so you’ll just have to blag your way in. Perhaps you’re an up and coming DJ? New model for Elite? You could even make out you’re hot enough to work for BarChick.
BRIBE
So when plan A or B don’t work you might need to drop some dollar. Cash goes a long way for those nighthawks with the clipboards. Stop being pikey and tip like you’re Berlusconi at a brothel.
Coming up next, advanced entry: Getting in with groups / drunk friends / the person dressed as Avatar.
