If you’re looking for the Barcelona hotties then you want to hit Boca Chica. The restaurant Boca Grande is just next door but the best of us skip that bit and head straight to the bar. The bouncers on the door are there to say “Hi” to and the decadent staircase lined with black and white Hollywood-esque photos is just the beginning. Whoever did the interior for this place has got one hot sh*t eye; stags heads, animals skins, a mirrored ceiling, beach ball sized dangling lights, Persian carpets and trees inside. Not to mention the uber provocative pictures of boobs, dicks and general babes.

The bar back is an impressive sky-high array of an abundance of bottles, framed by elephant tusks we needed a seat at the bar just to take it all in. This is a “no menu” kinda joint with most of the crowd drinking bulbous glasses of G&Ts. BarChick? We tested them with a couple of classics; Sazerac and a tequila Gimlet and found little fault with either.

If it’s all too much you can take it up to the rooftop terrace for a smoke. The staff and their walkie talkies and can make your order just about whatever you want and wherever you want.

What really makes this place are the toilets. DJ while you pee? Yes please. It’s a whole other party going on down here and the fact that it’s complete with its own bar means you’ll only have to leave this rocking room when it’s bedtime.