If Brixton Market hasn't shut the South of the river haters up yet, then this should do the job! London's favourite bacon and eggs purveyors, The Breakfast Club, have picked Battersea Rise for their fifth venue and with it comes with its own version of the Mayor of Scaredy Cat Town (Breakfast Club Shoreditch's hidden cocktail bar, but you should know that already!).

Lock up your daughters cos "The King of Ladies Man" is in town (a quote from the sitcom "Cheers", those guys LOVE that sh*t). This 70s bachelor pad is hidden through a kitsch launderette at the back of The Breakfast Club and is ready to party.  Serving craft beers and all your favourite 70s disco drinks (Tequila Sunrise anyone?) in a bad ass retro bachelor pad. PLUS they do the richest cheese toasties in town (move over eggs cos these bad boys are what hangovers are needing). Open 7 days a week we say head for breakfast after a night out and get back on it. Keep your eye out for the stained glass window penis..... LOVE what you've done with the place.