Bartenders
West London
Schillers, New York Check out @BarChickNY
Currently: Longway Tavern in USA. Before: Crobar (Soho), Hawksmoor Guildhall (City), Rye (Williamsburg), Two Floors (Soho), Door 74 (Amsterdam), Vesper (Amsterdam), Island (Naxos, Greece)
Straight up Rye
Lighting my finger on fire to light a chicks cigarette (the good old days when you could smoke inside), just done really casual.
All places I've had keys too, bar one - but there's still time.
Lunch
A guy goes up to a girl on her phone at the bar and says, "do you know how to use that?". She responds "yeah i guess?", to which he replies "let me show you how to put my number in!".
My white ear plug in my left ear is actually a cigarette filter.
A Sipping Fairy. 50ml Sipsmiths Gin 5ml Pernod Absinthe 4 slices cucumber Muddle the cucumber to pulp and add spirits. Stir till ice cold and fine strain into chilled martini glass. Use and atomiser filled with Pernod Absinthe and spray twice over the drink. Add cucumber peel for garnish. Result; a dry refreshing drink, where you are always wanting another sip.
Sipsmiths Gin, Naked, Straight Up, Lemon twist discarded.
Rock Star!