A waterfront spot in Botafoch Marina pretty much ensures a slick affair. With Lio to your left and all the super yachts to your right you’ll know you’re living the good life when you arrive here.

Surprisingly you don’t even need to glam up for this joint, sure there are chinos everywhere you look but it’s not judgemental. White furniture decorates the decking and people relax with views of Dalt Vila in the distance. Calma is a popular meeting point for those chartering boats too, BarChick’s mum always likes a little pre-lash here before the sailing begins, what a babe, Formentera ahoy.

Drink cava here, considering your location it’s pretty cheap at €18 a bottle, they’ll bring it over in one of those ice buckets on a stand too, so you’ll feel like you’re in the money even if you’re not. The perfect place for parent pleasing, crashing boat parties and soaking up some rays in town.